October 3rd, 2009 by admin

• Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.
• Folk clap when they see you…but they clap their hands over their eyes.
• Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
• You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They’d all like to throw you down one.
• Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don’t have the film.
• See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
• Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
• I’d like to leave you with one thought…unfortunately I ain’t sure you have anywhere to put it!

April 14th, 2009 by admin

• I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
• I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.
• I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
• If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.
• There is no vaccine against stupidity.
• I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
• Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control!

March 25th, 2008 by admin

• You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.
• I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
• It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
• I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
• The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
• Just because your head is pointed…doesn’t mean you’re sharp.

March 22nd, 2008 by admin

• I’ve been dead for a week… and you?
• Well, not to be too narcissistic, but I’m told I’m REALLY FINE!
• Better than average, but not quite sex kitten status.
• My Mom says that I should never talk to strangers.
• I only discuss my sex life with my (boyfriend, husband, significant other).
• I’ve been better, but I managed to get over it.
• I don’t know. How am I?
• Incredible! Or so I’ve been told.

March 21st, 2008 by admin

• Hey, I may be fat, but you’ll always be ugly, and I can diet.
• Aren’t you bored yet? Cause I am…
• I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception
• Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
• I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
• Why don’t you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
• Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
• You’re the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.
• I’d like to leave you with one thought…unfortunately I ain’t sure you have anywhere to put it!
• Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

March 20th, 2008 by admin

• So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
• Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
• I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
• If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
• I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
• Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
• Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
• I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
• If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

February 7th, 2008 by admin

• Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
  Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
• Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
  Woman: “Do not Enter”
• Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
  Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
• Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
  Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
• Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
  Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
• Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
  Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?”
• Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy”
  Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”.