April 1st, 2010 by admin
There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his cock sticking out of his pants!
The cowboy gets off his horse and asks, “What are you doing?”, to which the Indian replies, “Me tell time! Penis acts as sundial.” The cowboy in disbelief says, “Ok, what time is it?” The Indian looks down at his “3:35…” “That’s amazing, your right!” the cowboy says in amazement.
So he hops onto his horse and keeps going. Riding along further, he sees the same thing, gets off his horse, and thinking the last Indian was a fluke, asks this one the time. The Indian looks down at his “one eyed bandit” and says “4:40″. The cowboy is stunned, the time was right again! Shaking his head he hops back onto his horse and rides again.
After riding a while again, he sees yet another Indian on the ground with his “bald headed champ” except he was jerking off. The cowboy hops off his horse and says, “And what are you doing?” to which the Indian replies, “Me winding clock.”
March 20th, 2010 by admin
A train engineer was drinking with some friends of his when they asked him to tell a railroad story. He thought about it for a minute and decided upon a good one.
“I had stopped in a town not far from here and was unable to continue due to a reported obstruction on the track. I decided to proceed along the track to see what the hold up was. I had gotten about half a mile when I came upon a woman, naked and tied to the tracks. I untied her and man we had sex every way you can imagine…”, said the engineer.
“Wow, that’s amazing! Tell me, did she give great head,” inquired the friend.
“I don’t know,” replied the man, “we never found it.”
March 18th, 2010 by admin
There’s a new medication for depressed lesbians.
Its called tridixagain.
February 27th, 2010 by admin
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says “That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ” but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ” Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
June 15th, 2009 by admin
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties?”
”OOOOhhhh” said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, “Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, “Where did you get the ten dollars from?”
The little girl replied, “Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed.”
The mother replied, “Didn’t I tell you that he is…”
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ”Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn’t wear any panties today.”
June 2nd, 2009 by admin
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
May 3rd, 2009 by admin
What’s the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
At least in a 69 you can see the asshole in front of you.
April 30th, 2009 by admin
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over. But, a few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
January 18th, 2009 by admin
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,
he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking.
So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare,
Ralph’s condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
“How long will Ralph be on crutches?” the wife asked anxiously.
“Crutches? Why would he need crutches?” responded the surprised doctor.
“Well,” said the wife coldly, “you’re gonna lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”
January 4th, 2009 by admin
