February 28th, 2010 by admin

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?

Milk and quackers.

February 7th, 2010 by admin

What kind of birds flock together?
Vel-crows.

December 28th, 2009 by admin

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

December 14th, 2009 by admin

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

November 7th, 2009 by admin

October 10th, 2009 by admin

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

 To keep their nuts dry.

September 28th, 2009 by admin

September 18th, 2009 by admin

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin that fell down a hill.

What’s black, white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed him.

September 6th, 2009 by admin

Why do elephants wear red nail polish?
To be invisible in strawberry patches.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? no?
See, it works.

July 13th, 2009 by admin

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.”

The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.”

Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”