July 1st, 2009 by admin

July 1st, 2009 by admin

July 1st, 2009 by admin

July 1st, 2009 by admin

July 1st, 2009 by admin

July 1st, 2009 by admin

March 6th, 2008 by admin

Gordie came to work one day, walking with an awful limp. Brad, one of his co-workers, noticed the limp and asked: “Gordie? What happened to you?”

Gordie replied: “Oh it’s nothing really. I just have an old hockey injury that acts up every once in a while.”

Brad: “Gee Gordie, I never knew you played hockey.”

Gordie: “I don’t. I once lost a hundred bucks betting on the Maple Leafs and I put my foot through my television.”

February 21st, 2008 by admin

This gorgeous blonde chick had a tattoo of the map of Canada put on her ass. She was talking about it with a friend, saying, “It’s pretty cool, except every time I fart, Quebec separates.”

February 21st, 2008 by admin

An Englishman, an American and a Canadian were all sitting in a bar.

They were discussing whose wife was more obedient and the Englishman said proudly, “I told my wife last week that she had to do ALL the housework, no exceptions. I told her I wouldn’t help with ANY of it. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day, I came home and the house was spotless!”

“Oh yeah?” said the American, “Well I told MY wife last week that she has to do all the housework AND all the cooking with no help at all from me. So on the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day I came home to find the house sparkling and my favourite meal waiting for me on the dinner table! How about THAT?”

“Hey, that’s nothing.” muttered the Canadian, “I told MY wife that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking, shopping AND anything else I wanted. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. BUT by the THIRD day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.”

February 10th, 2008 by admin

It’s winter in Canada
  And the gentle breezes blow
  Seventy miles an hour
  At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
  When the snow’s up to your butt
  You take a breath of winter
  And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
  So I guess I’ll hang around
  I could never leave Canada

‘Cause I’m frozen to the ground!!