December 31st, 2007 by admin
- Customer: “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”
Tech Support: “What does it say?”
Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.”
Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”
Customer: “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
- Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.”
Customer: “Is that Eastern time?”
- Customer: “Now what do I do?”
Tech Support: “What is the prompt on the screen?”
Customer: “It’s asking for ‘Enter Your Last Name.’”
Tech Support: “Ok, so type in your last name.”
Customer: “How do you spell that?”
December 31st, 2007 by admin
- What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
- Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper.
- I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
- Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicapped spots.
December 29th, 2007 by admin
- Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map
- Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
- Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
- Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says “hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi”
- Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
- Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
December 29th, 2007 by admin
- When you attend a graduation, and yell “Ooooooh yeah!” when ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ plays.
- When you’re getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.
- When you rate women on a scale of Amazing Kong to Sunny.
- When you do heel turns on your best friends for no reason.
- After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after you raise both yours and your friend’s arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him.
- If you’re a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator.
- When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket Match.
- If you wondered why Vince didn’t borrow money from Ted DiBiase to prevent WCW from “buying” it’s wrestlers.
- You publish a shirt that say’s, “Jay Leno 1-0 Who’s Next?”
- source: bored.com