August 31st, 2008 by admin

August 31st, 2008 by admin

A couple with their young son, Little Johnny, decided to spend a day at a nude beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while Little Johnny played in the water.

After a while Little Johnny came up to his mother and said, “Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mother said, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So Little Johnny went back to play. Minutes later Little Johnny returned and said, “Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddy’s.

The mother said the same thing, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So the boy went back to play. Several minutes later Little Johnny ran back to his mother and said,”Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more he talked, the dumber he got!”

August 30th, 2008 by admin

August 30th, 2008 by admin

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa a man doesn’t
know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

August 30th, 2008 by admin

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, ‘Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.’
A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin ?’
The blonde replies, ‘Oh, that’s easy: W.’

August 29th, 2008 by admin

August 29th, 2008 by admin

One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.

He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.

The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny’s mother and said, “Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?”

Jane replied, “Nothing new, why do you ask?”

“Well,” said Mary, “this morning I bent over to feed the cat and shot the canary.”

August 28th, 2008 by admin

August 28th, 2008 by admin

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied, “This old motor is still a’ running.”

Next next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 5oz baby girl. The old man replied, “This old motor is still a’ running.”

The next year his wife was back in the hospital yet again, having their third child and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 10lb 9oz baby boy. The old man replied again, “This old motor is still a’ running.”

And the doctor said, “Yeah but you better get your oil changed because this one is black.”

August 27th, 2008 by admin