January 20th, 2010 by admin

What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?

A receding hareline.

January 19th, 2010 by admin

January 18th, 2010 by admin

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

January 17th, 2010 by admin

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honor.” the husband said “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself!”.

January 16th, 2010 by admin

What’s the difference between a pheromone and a hormone?
You can’t hear a pheromone.

January 15th, 2010 by admin

January 11th, 2010 by admin

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. “Papa fell in the well last week – ” he began. “Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”

January 10th, 2010 by admin

January 9th, 2010 by admin

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

January 8th, 2010 by admin

What’s the difference between an 11-year old girl and ice cream?

You can’t use an 11-year old girl to lure ice cream into your basement.